😎 More McNuggets for Him
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Not Rosie O’Donnell. She’s left America and moved to Ireland to get away from Trump. Meanwhile yesterday, Irish Prime Minister Micheál Martin met with Trump at the White House. Marjorie Taylor Green’s stupid boyfriend, you know, the guy who asked Zelensky why he wasn't wearing a suit, yep, that fool. Welp he asked another brain-buster question, this time to Martin, “Why would you let Rosie O’Donnell move to Ireland?” Turns out Martin doesn't know who she is, (rightfully so, I mean the guy is running a country and not reading Star Magazine) and then Trump said, “You’re better off not knowing her!”
You can’t make this shit up! This is now America, where disdain for former hosts of the The View is the number one thought, and lives rent free (free? shocking) in Trump’s brain, and blowing your 401(k)s and cutting Medicare is a distant second. Wait I’m wrong, there’s actually one thing even more important to Trump than Rosie… taking away food from hungry kids. The USDA just cut more than $1 billion in school lunches, and food banks. Let me just adjust his priority list…
Trump’s Priorities:
1) Taking food away from children
2) Hating Rosie
3) Blowing up your retirement
More chicken McNuggets for him! I guess he sleeps like a baby knowing babies are going to sleep starving. Please make it make sense, I know I can’t. I can't make sense of so much stuff, let's get into it…
Useless Thoughts
Knock Knock! Who’s there? MEGHAN MARKLE with a new podcast! Nooo! Why is she being forced down our throats?! No one asked for this! No one, except maybe H. After her previous podcast interviewing successful women about their success was cancelled, she’s now come up with a newer idea. Ready? Confessions of a Female Founder! Interviewing business women about building their brands. Did you just do a double take? Me too! So basically, it's the same thing, just rebranded. Like when you buy Doritos, and it says with big letters, NEW Look, but inside the bag, the same exact cheesy triangles are staring back at you. People ask me, why do you hate her? I don't hate her, I just think she’s ridiculous. Sorry not sorry! 😜
Knock Knock! Who’s there? White Lotus star Aimee Lou Wood and her real teeth! I love them! I love her! I love that she hasn't played with her smile and just looks like a normal, genuine soul. EVERYONE in Hollywood has gotten their teeth ripped out and veneers put in, which ultimately changed the shape of their face and has taken any individualism from their existence.
People you don't even think would ever do such a silly thing, have. Even Meryl Streep, whose original teeth I loved! Here are just some samples of folks who had the most unique, beautiful smiles I would have killed to be born with, and they tore ‘em out for veneers! Traumatizing!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? A young, entitled brat named RACHEL ZEGLER. The star of Snow White. Rachel has caused havoc on the set with her endless complaining about the original animated film, that she didn't create, write, or conceive, but wanted to change and make it some woke disaster, without a prince, while simultaneously protesting and screaming From the River to the Sea! This 23-year-old American actress feels she has the answer to the problems in the Middle East and that is to get rid of Israel. With zero skin in the game and while working with her co-star Gal Gadot, who is actually Israeli, and served in the Israeli army, Rachel Zegler believes she knows more. AGAIN, MAKE IT MAKE SENSE! If she hated the original animated Snow White, why did she take the role? For what purpose? I know a billion, yes, a billion actresses who would have loved to star in the Disney classic. I feel so sorry for Gal Gadot who sat by quietly watching this idiot child questioning her right to exist?! Gal, how dare you get to live? How dare you! 😞
Knock Knock! Who’s there? NIKKI GLAZER! Just signed on to host the 2026 Golden Globes! Woohoo! She was the best! Flawless! Her timing, and jokes were brilliant. Could not have loved her hosting skills more! Honestly I wish she would just host everything, I mean everything. Award shows, Game shows, Presidential debates, Roasts, Spelling Bees, The Bachelor, Meghan Markle’s podcast, just do it all!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? The sun! Finally! DAYLIGHT SAVINGS! Maybe the only thing Democrats and Republicans fully agree on, making Daylight Savings permanent. Keep it light as late as possible. Trump could make this happen! He could have one of those moments where he picks up his big boy pen and signs the document in front of the press and everyone would cheer. Literally everyone!
Which reminds me of some funny daylight savings quotes”
It’s National “How Do I Change the Clock on my Microwave” Day!
The hour I lost today was the hour I was planning on going to the gym. Darn.
Yes! It’s Daylight Saving Time. The clock in my car will finally be correct!
Hello Darkness, my old friend. Soon you’ll be here at 4pm.
And Finally…
There’s a bunch of new TV coming soon, and I’m so excited. We’re going to have to wait because they’re not dropping yet, but a sneak peek incoming….
Seth Rogen’s The Studio Hollywood satire show, yes please!! March 26th on Apple TV+ Watch the trailer
Black Mirror, Season 7. Yes yes yes (Meg Ryan harry met sally) yes! April 10th on Netflix Watch the trailer
But for now, I’m living for my Severance and The White Lotus. I heard Mike White, the creator of The White Lotus, told the cast that plays the family, to watch the folks on Southern Charm in order to be able to emulate them. And I don't know what it is, but there is something gnawing at me, telling me that he told Michelle Monaghan to watch clips of Gwyneth Paltrow. I could be wrong, but, knock knock! Who’s there? It’s me silly, and I think I'm right!
Until next time!
And sorry you can't unread this!
I Genuinely Want to Know
Maybe Gwen, but I’m thinking Jen