đ Jon Hamm Has No Chemistry
I just threw out all my old journals/diaries. Trust me, no one needs to read that stuff! My kids? No thank you! Before tossing, I reread some of them and let me tell you, traumatizing! While reading I was like Nooooo don't do it! But I do! Each page felt like I was running through mazes of mistakes. Following along like I'm reading a depressing series with never ending stressful situations. Iâd turn the page, no follow up? Did it work out? Who knows. Instead, just a new entry, new drama, and new bullshit. I kept wondering whatâs going to happenâŚand then the journals stop. I wondered: What happened to her? Who was that girl? I donât recognize herâŚ
But what I realized, there is no reason to save them, or to reread them. Whatâs the point? Iâve spent a lot of time looking back at my younger self, doing the work, forgiving and moving forward, so opening up this can of worms is pointless and now I think no one should save their journals, unless maybe youâre the Queen of England and they could be published. But me? Youâre just left with a headache and a lot of unanswered questions and honestly shocked at your decision-making skills. So, from here on out, this car is only moving forward, not going in reverse and definitely not pulling over on the side of the road to reread my past. So, let's all move forward and get into whatâs been going on this weekâŚ.
Useless Thoughts
Speaking of throwing out garbage, TRUMP just ousted the National Security Adviser, Michael Walz (demoting him to U.S. ambassador to the UN). You know the fool who accidentally added The Atlantic journalist to the top-secret text chain about military plans, strike times, etc. Damn! I was hoping Stephen Miller was going to be the first to go. Creepy psycho who looks like Megamind, but who has no mind or empathy. No wait, I meant I was hoping it was Kennedy whoâs putting all our health and childrenâs future at risk, was going to be ousted first. No hang on, I was hoping it would be Pete Hegseth, whose permanent expression is someone who is about to lose it in a bar fight and go nuclear. No, I wanted it to be Vance, who breaks everything he touches, from the football trophy, Zelenskyâs spirit to the Pope! No! No! I was hoping it would be Trump who has made America crazy again. Blaming all his horrible decisions on everyone but himself. Which reminds me of a quote;
Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.
â Jim Rohn
Speaking of the Pope, LINDSAY GRAHAM tweeted, âI was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility.â
UmmmâŚHmmmm. What do the blackmail pictures that Trump has on Lindsay look like? Iâm gonna guess, five dicks in his mouth? Not four, but five. Whatâs your guess?
CANDACE OWENS never shutting up about how the Jews run America. Sure Candace, all five of us! Literally sheâs obsessed with Jews, like Lindsay with dicks, cant keep them out of her mouth! She should watch American Idol! Last week was âFaithâ night and every song was about Jesus. And look, I get it, America is a Christian country. Cool. I accept it. Itâs all good. But Candace needs to stop using Jews as her scapegoat to push her propaganda bullshit in hopes of a second Holocaust. Please for the love of whatever God you pray to, don't listen to Candace Owens ever. Sheâs truly the devil disguised in a beautiful head.
Speaking of the devil, RYAN REYNOLDS' receding hairline is almost worse than Angelie Jolieâs. And heâs turning orange, just like our orange king. Heâs been running around with his insufferable wife, promoting her stupid film that no one is going to see, to prove that this lawsuit that THEY started is not bothering them and that theyâre not psychopaths destroying innocent peopleâs lives. Don't they have four kids? Hereâs an idea, instead of promoting some shitbag movie, why don't you guys hang out with your kids and be parents.
Speaking of nepo babies⌠It used to be that some celeb kids would follow their folks and get into the business, but now it seems like itâs a requirement. Literally theyâre all giving birth to future influencers or models. Wouldnât they want the opposite to happen? Like an old Jewish mother who hopes her children become doctors and lawyers. But no, now itâs like they encourage it, like Beyonce, who has her daughters as part of her tour, performing on stage, wiggling, dancing, singing? Youâd think with the Diddy stuff and what she and JayZ have probably witnessed, the stage would be the last place youâd want your babes? They should take a cue from the Reynolds fam and ignore the kids and leave them home. Even better, they should do a Wife Swap. Remember that show? Two women from different backgrounds, trade homes and families for two weeks?! Now thatâs a shit show Iâd want a front row seat for! Bring on the crazy!
Speaking of delusional, MEGAN MARKLE was interviewed for a podcast yet again, and talked about, ta-da, Meghan Markle. Good news, she said sheâs done proving what a great wife, friend, mother she is? Brilliant! Because no one cares. Iâm not kidding when I say, no one is thinking about whether youâre a good wife. She said she set up an email for both her young kids, and she sends them emails every night, and will continue this until theyâre 18, when she will then print them and gift them with these letters. Ummm thatâs literally 6,000 emails for each kid. Knock knock. Whoâs there? Hollywood, and theyâre all fucking nuts!
And FinallyâŚ
Brett Goldstein, the genius writer and actor on Ted Lasso and the creator of Shrinking, just dropped a comedy special on HBO, and I loved it! Heâs so funny and charming! Itâs so fun, you will love it. I promise! I just saw paparazzi pics of him with Jlo filming a new movie, and already you can tell it will be adorbsies, because he has chemistry with whomever. You know who doesn't have chemistry and it's so strange and maybe you didn't notice, but Jon Hamm. I LOVE his new show Your Friends and Neighbors, love, but I did notice he doesn't have chemistry with any of the women in the show, and then I started thinking about his past stuff and it occurred to me, he never had chemistry with any of the women he has ever worked with. Heâs handsome, tall, funny, a great actor and yet no chemistry? Maybe itâs just a me thing. Take a notice. See if you see? Iâm curious what you think?
Until next time folks!
And sorry you canât unread this!
I Genuinely Want to Know
Brilliant! Loved the intimacy and insights on journals.
Miller is pure evil fragility. A lethal combo for those he persecutes - typically those already suffering the most.