😎 Free the Elephants. And Did I Mention Brad Pitt?

Jul 11, 2025

🎼 This girl is on fire…..

Man oh man is it hot in NY. We don't have central air conditioning. Just units in our bedroom windows. I literally walk around the house all day in boxers and a tank top (no bra) and let me tell you, it’s a scary sight you can't unsee. Each night we sweat and hang out downstairs, watch our T.V. shows with the back door open, and celebrate any time a breeze comes through, which is almost never. I don't want to spend the whole day in my bedroom with the AC, even though it's very delicious, I mean, my bed, and cool air? But still, it feels wrong. So, we wait until sleep time, and then the squad (my husband and two dogs) all go up to bed together. I open the door, the cool air instantly hits me and the dogs hop on the bed, we get under the covers and all exhale. And then the annoying puppy routine game begins. My pup sits on the bed for five seconds and then cries because she wants to leave the room. This happens every night! The annoying puppy routine goes like this…

She’s on the bed for a minute.
She gets off the bed and stares at me and whimpers to leave the room.
I get out of bed to let her out of the room. But I have to leave the door kinda cracked so that her tiny nose can push through it, for when she’s ready to come back in.
I get back in bed and get comfortable and try to go to sleep (ish) but can't fully commit because I’m worried about the strength of her nose.
I fall asleep.
An hour later, the door is wide open, all the cold air has left the room and we all might as well be sleeping in a sauna, but puppy has decided she is now ready to sleep for the night, back on my bed, like it all began an hour ago, but now, this girl is on fire.

Every fucking night! My husband’s like, just shut the door from the start. Don't let her leave the room and play this game? So, you mean be the boss? Teach her? Lol! Never happening! I believe in democracy, just not in our home. Kings allowed. And that’s the puppy.

Speaking of hot, what are the hot topics everyone is talking about? Let's get into it…

Useless Thoughts

I love lists! Top ten lists. Your all-time favorite lists, Schindler’s list. Lists are usually a good thing. You want to be on lists. Forbes richest list, Best dressed lists, you know where I’m going with this…. Yes, THE EPSTEIN LIST. And I can proudly reveal that I’ve never cared less about a list more than this one. Who are the world leaders and businessmen who had sex, or received massages with happy endings from prostitutes, and or teenagers? Does it matter? Our founding fathers had “affairs” or worse, with slaves. People they owned?!?!?? Does it get any more diabolical than that? Men are truly the worst and I don't need a list to prove this.

MAGA is not happy about the no list. In fact, a lot of them are saying that this is what might make them finally break from Trump. The Epstein List. Not the loss of health care, the shutting down of hospitals, taking away women’s rights, Alligator Alcatraz, dismantling NASA, firing half the government… that stuff is fine and dandy. But not revealing the Epstein List, now you’ve gone too far, deal breaker.

While America is literally falling apart, with horrific floods and deaths in Texas, endless videos of immigrants being tased and cuffed in Walmarts and Home Depots, breast feeding new moms being shackled and put in cages, rich people are just rich peopling this summer. Whether attending the Balenciaga runway shows, sitting in the front row looking at stupid clothes (see clown Lisa Rinna), or bidding on the original Birkin bag at Sotheby’s (just sold for $10 million) or complaining about traffic in the Hamptons because of a candy store? Rich peopling!

Which reminds me of a quote from the Paul McCartney song “Junk”:

“Buy! Buy!” says the sign in the shop window. “Why? Why?” says the junk in the yard.

— Paul McCartney, 1970

I’m not judging. I swear. It’s your money, you should be able to spend your money however you want. Jeff Bezos spends his on rockets and weddings. Others like the Kardashians and celebs spend theirs on HUGE houses, with closets so big you could land planes inside of them. But there are a unique few, that choose souls, living beings over inanimate objects. Like Morgan Freeman, who just pledged $11 million to create a new sanctuary for stray and abandoned dogs. Or Christian Bale who is building a $22 million village for foster kids in California. And if I had been lucky enough to have the easiest job in the world, being an actor or dumb influencer and made that kind of money, I would have spent most of it on freeing all elephants.

That is the reason I initially built Obvious But Amazing (on Instagram). I was hoping to get the fame and fortune from being silly and funny, writing about ridiculous celebrities for my ultimate goal, to pay my bills and make tons of money for elephants. I was sneaky. I’d slip in posts here and there about the voiceless, the animals, the elephants without you turning away, because you knew my next post would be about Brad Pitt.

After working on my feed 24/7, never stopping, finally building steam, catching on, with followers pouring in, and was about to be a thing, a real thing! And then the paparazzi and Angelina Jolie (imo) had my feed shut down. We all know with success comes many setbacks and failures. After feeling defeated and that I didn't have the energy to start from scratch, I finally dusted myself off and got back on the horse, and here I am now, on the horse, still trying.

But I realized during these years of forever trying, that some people aren't meant to be super successful no matter how hard they work, and maybe just the act of trying is what their life is actually about. Their journey. Just like Lisa Rinna’s journey is to wear crazy overpriced clothes and get too many lip injections. And maybe it’s true that you’re where you’re supposed to be. And I couldn't be more grateful to be in my hot house, in my husband's boxers, knowing I’ll be sleeping in an air conditioned room and the only thing I have to do tonight is get stoned and watch a new episode of Stick? I almost feel guilty for this life. The only thing missing is that $10 million I wish I had to donate to the elephants. And if there are any billionaires following me and don't believe that I would give every penny to the elephants, I dare you. Try Me!🐘