Kissing Costars

Nov 01, 2024

Remember when you were little and you’d come home after trick or treating and empty your bag (I used a pillowcase) and spread it out all over the floor and just stare! Mini Reeses, Kit Kats, Hershey’s bars (the big ones from the rich houses), candy corn😬 and the homemade popcorn balls dipped in caramel that you’d throw at the wall and then into the garbage? Even better was when my kids were little and they’d come home after trick or treating, doing all the leg work, I put them to bed, dump out their candy and just stare at it, light a joint and begin eating!

Here we go with the celebs celebrating Halloween, as if they don’t get dressed up and have their hair and makeup done every friggin’ day? And now we have to see their brilliant, hired team of makeup artists, seamstress, professional designers who make their costumes for them while we all walk around with Scotch tape, Elmers glue, and staples holding our home made costumes together while wearing a diaper. Look at them! Each costume prob cost more than my kids college tuition. 🤑

Selena & Benny, Kylie, and Kim. 🎃

Besides Halloween and the possibility of the end of democracy, what else is going on? Let’s see…

Useless Thoughts

GISELE BUNDCHEN is pregnant! What?! I know! Usually it's the guy that turns around and has a new baby with some twentysomething! I’m kinda loving this news!

TRUMP and all his crazy peeps are using Biden’s ‘garbage’ gaffe’ to campaign on. So dumb! We all know BIDEN misspoke. He obviously was just talking about the comedian Tony Hinchcliffe referencing Puerto Rico. I thought you guys all thought Biden had dementia? Now you’re suddenly listening to him? Which is it? So you’re saying today he’s not senile, but yesterday he was? How about we just vote for the person on the ballot. Harris (who didn't say that, Biden did) or Trump (who didn't say that, Tony Hinchcliffe did.) Watch Trump refer to America as a “garbage can” here

GUYS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING VOTE HIM GONE FOREVER!

When celebs fall in love with themselves. HUGH JACKMAN is the latest victim. Now dating his doppelganger, actress Sutton Foster. It’s real. It's a thing. Check out these other celebs who make love to themselves…

Its like looking in a mirror.

The Invictus Games CEO revealed how MEGHAN MARKLE is to be addressed. Drum roll please…

It’s Ma’am. 🤪 So embarrassing. Guess that makes me a princess too. I was literally just called Ma’am at the deli counter. “Yes I’d like a quarter pound of pasta salad and please refer to me as “Your highness.”

DAX SHEPARD jokes wife KRISTEN BELL doesn't kiss him like she does Adam Brody in Nobody Wants This. No shit! You guys are married with kids?! You only make out like you’re in the movies when you first start dating. Come on, everyone knows this. And she’s getting paid. Pay me, and I’ll kiss you like you've never been kissed before!

Which reminds me of a quote from Bull Durham…

❝

I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

- Crash Davis

I’d rather die. My eczema would be on fire.

And Finally…

Still watching Disclaimer on Apple TV+. Another new episode drops today. I like it. And now I’m obsessed with Leila George. Could she BE any prettier? So gorgeous it's ridiculous. I had no idea who she was, so I googled. Turns out she’s a nepo baby. Her parents are Greta Scacchi and Vincent D’Onofrio. But that wasn't the OMFG moment that came when I read that she was married to wrinkly-old balls-smells like a full ashtray-Sean Penn! How? Why? I mean… look at these women:

Seriously, can you blame him? He definitely has a type….hot!

Finished Only Murders in the Building and I was sad to say goodbye to this season and Sazz!

I’ve always been a Jayne Lynch fan, 40 year Old Virgin, Glee, all the Christopher Guest films, but it wasn’t until Murders and Sazz that I realized just how much I love her! She’s truly a genius and brought out the best in Steve Martin. I know Steve was already the best, but their connection on this silly show really moved me! Watch here

It's the last Saturday Night Live before the election, with host John Mulaney! Love him! I have a feeling it's going to be pretty pretty pretty intense.

Please VOTE! And wish us luck America!🇺🇸